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A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.
Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"
"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"
"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"
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A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.
Man, I willy rocketed her good!
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The act of reving ones engine immediately after starting, and right before shutting off the vehicle. Causing the exhaust to sound loud and draw attention to the vehicle.
-"Dude did you hear that car? it sounds cool"
-"Nah he was just willy dogging it"
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a fisics teacher about 3 inches tall, wears size 3xl jackets, gangsta pants, and is probably packin 2 nines in his jacket, hence the need for such a large one, also, it is believed that several explosives, c4, an m82a1, a gas mask, some porno mags, and a small child are hiding in that fucken immense clothing
lets go paste pictures of that small old man onto the bodies of weird people!
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A phrase used to describe something that doesn't quite meet your expectations.
Joe: "What did you think of the trip?"
Ross: "It was a bit willy"
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On a hot summer day when your tant is very sweaty and nasty. Rub your finger to get all of the scank and then insert it into a friends ear. Like as in a "wet-willie"
Tyler just got done telling that story were he fucked my mom. So I gave him a nice tant-willie. Ummmmm
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like a wet willy but the saliva covered index finger is placed in between the female breast's.
joshua licked his finger and gave mary a boob willy causing a school girl giggle.
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