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When you’re at the gym and a douche bag approaches you wanting tips on his form. You just hit him with the resting gym face and crush his soul.
That loser Jared tried to talk to me at the gym again....but I hit him with the resting gym face and he retreated immediately.
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Phrase used as a last resort come back. Can also be used in place of such words like the F word, or STFU.
Example 1:
Friend: "Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang."
You: "Oh yeah? Paint cho' face!"
Friend: "Dang, I got burned..." =(
Example 2:
Friend: "My car is cooler than yours."
You: "Paint cho' face!"
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A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
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An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
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A girl who is ugly everywhere but her face. Extremely anorexic and unable to fit into most clothes, this But Her Face (Butterface) has a beautiful face with pronounced cheekbones and jaw because of her bony-ness. She has no boobs, flat ass, and no waist (because of her stick thin figure.... tiny hips, tiny chest).
The opposite of the above mentioned girl. An otherwise curvy and gorgeous girl who has a facial skin problem or was born with less than ideal facial features. She is gorgeous everywhere but her face.
1.That butterface ,But Her Face can fit into size 0 but even that size seems too large for her ugly anorexic body, all her clothes look like potato sacks they just drape over her shapelessly! At least her face is still pretty.
2. This butterface (But Her Face) fatty has quite an impressive cleavage, but her skin is so oily that her face is full of zits!
3. What a But Her Face (Butterface) !
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This happens when someone else accuses you of being a stalker/addicted to facebook when, in actuality, you are the one who is the addicted stalker. These people tend to not admit this fact, hence why they are in denial.
Elliot - Hey do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - Yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She is in hardcore face book denial. She needs some help.
Leigh - Seriously.
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Phrase by American YouTube personality, Jenna Marbles
This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom.
To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)
"Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!"
"Chilli face!"
"Chilli face noodle PUNCH!"
1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!"
2nd Girl: "Awesome!"
Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*
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