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The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.
"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"
It is what is
"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway
The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass
I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since
A Person so unintelligent they can not tie shoe laces so they resort to wearing slip-ons.
Used in an office setting you can then define a team of Slip-Ons into their own names such as :
Master Slip-Ons - someone who makes mistakes constantly
Senior Slip-Ons - someone who has been there the longest
Madame' Slip-Ons - a lady Slip-On
Bill, Can you ask master Slip-Ons of he wants coffee?
A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.
Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”
Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"
Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
Or OTP for short, a term used to describe Wayne Harrison, very little talent, zero comedy, overuses basic jokes, otherwise known as a drip.
“Wayne is such a one trick pony, an OTP if you will…what a drip”