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The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker
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n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.
Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.
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A quote from the 2006 movie, "Grandma's Boy", where the uber-nerd prodigy J.P. (Joel Moore) reminds the office underlings in a tinny, robot voice "I hate your face"
Is a source of humor for techies everywhere and an inspiration for people thinking about getting metal legs.
Man walks into room, sees fiancee in bed with another man.
"I hate your face!"
Turning, he sneers, "Adios turdnuggets!"
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Urban Dictionary Face Off:
When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.
UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah
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An inexperienced (usually younger) partier who tries and hang with the big boys. Tells stories about things that never happened to try to be cool. will drink and smoke weed for about an hour turn white and give excuses about why he is the " ghost faced killah". Extra points if Candaian.
Ryan: Logan do you feel ok?
Logan: (starting to look pale) I'm cool I just need some air.
Lawrence: Damn fool, you're the ghost faced killah tonite!
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a face on a kid so ugly that should wear a brown bag over his face cuz it makes ppl cry and scare kids of the playground
Alvin is a brown bag face.
Damn hes ugly what a brown bag face.
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Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.
Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.
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