one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving

evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

One trick

“One trick” are players who play only one hero and often decline to change their choice when teammates suggest they pick a hero that can deal with the enemy team hero choices better.

Henry hunter is a one trick.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

2 fingers and one thumb

'I love you' in sign language.

a medium used to express your love for someone without voicing it out.

'2 fingers and one thumb' Tony showed his mother. Not that would be the last time she would get to see him do that.

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude