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guitarist for blink 182
even if you dont like their music HE IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
tom hot pants delonge uses his sexiness to rock the socks of every child in the land
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A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
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During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.
Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA
She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.
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When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
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the absolute without a doubt hell yeah THE BEST BAND EVER they are great with so many hits and awesome band members all of them rule
blood sugar sex magik....get it
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when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.
Kyle gave himself a New Jersey Hot Pack when he got lost in the forest.
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hottest man alive shit!hes in blink-182 he is sooooooooo fuckin hot damn!
when i saw tom live i cried!lol
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