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When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.
I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.
“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.
Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend
Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook
when you listen to CHROMAKOPIA and stroke your little Tyler after each song
Person 1: "Ough I'm chroming off right now"
St. Chroma: "Good boy"