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Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
when a guy adds everything in,Should this be in Urban Dictionary? voting poll
for females: that one nice girl in urb dic
my dads that one nice guy in urb dic.
Having sex on the first day of college.
"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"
"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"
When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.
Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.
A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more
Who are you voting for?
I am voting for One Nation, they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.
Bolshevik prick whos madly in love with Gabe (not goodchild a different one)
Very ginger and sorta a fucking pain
No sense of humour and very fecken stressy
Wont stop giving me the fuck me eyes
Sorta selfish and mean and lacks self awareness and agressivly introverted and violent
Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one): I will break your other collarbone
Gabe (not goodchild a different one): Wtfc