October 1

national post your partner day

post your bf or gf on October 1

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June 1

Official fuck your girlfriend day, on this day she will be really good in the bed.

X: My girlfriend is so boring in the bed..

Y: Today is June 1!

X: And..?

Y: On this date she will be really good! Try it!

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July 1

the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.

friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no

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Fudu #1

Fudu #1 is similar to the word fudu. It is when someone is the top fudu, just someone who is the most retarded idiot you know. It is another take on the punjabi term for douchebag. Someone who you call fudu #1 often commits acts of fudu 101

Gurpreet: I heard Mikey snuck out in the Audi, went 120 km/h then crashed into 3 other cars and broke both his femurs.
Arpin: **** yeah Fudu #1.

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and 1/2

catchy phrase that adds emphasis on any word or saying

1. Your a dick and 1/2
2. Yo! that was dope and 1/2
3. Let's get sloshed and 1/2

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June 1

WE ALL NEIL FOR 7 MINUTES TO HONOR GEORGE FLOYD AND BLACK LIVES MATTER

Spread the word. Remember JUNE 1st

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1 = 2

The person before made a mistake in their proof.
1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
So far so good.
4.5. x = (y + x)(y - x)/(y - x) is what they did to get to step 5, which says:
5. x = y + x

This is wrong though. since x = y, y -x = 0, and so you can't divide by y - x.

Anyone who says 1 = 2 is wrong.

1 != 2

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