A trans guy who refuses to change his feminine name because he's too attached to everything he owns to physically function, even though he doesn't know how to deal with conflict he'd probably break your neck if you hurt something/someone that he loves
Guy 1: *Punches Alyssa's best friend*
Alyssa: *Breaks his neck*
Some girl sitting next to me. so cringe a girl would never sit next to me amogous
Alyssa is cringay
alyssa is awesome! she's fearless, bold, athletic, good looking, and an amazing person to hang out with. she slays everyday with her best friends, and she never let's anyone get in her way. she's an amazing friend and will always help her friends if they do need help. she's funny and outgoing, and she loves singing her heart out while listening to j.cole. she's amazing!! she has a love for basketball and sometimes it takes her too long to get over people, but she'll always end up being okay and an overall mood lifter.
ALYSSA SLAYS
"wow, that girl is really good at basketball! she's the best one on the court."
"no shit dumbass. it's alyssa."
A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.
"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.
alyssa: wwo i am a cringe neckbeard redditor
wveryone: yea