Austin Academy

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DELANO DONK, KING OF ALL BIG NIBBAS.¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ autism academy welcomes you. Landri=Satan. Kai is an annoying demon. Lamont is big weeb. Jaston=Jiz Stain= Big Gay. Brenderf does Brenderf. Aw fuck this is Auschwitz. Chris Pratt=God of Delano. Gwen is OMEGA FATHER. Tavilyn is OMEGA MOTHER. Caleb you are not tge father.

Wanna hang out at Austin Academy.

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austin adkins

A Bronie who is a fucking queer. He likes dick in the ass and will take sloppy seconds from his father. He likes all the ponies. Pinky pie is the one that will get Austin the hardest. Then shell become creamy pie.

Austin Adkins Likes sucking magical dick.

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Austin, TX

aka, Austin, New Mexico. the rest of that hot hellhole of a state can fall into the gulf for all we care...but austin has some hot college bars.

"life is too short to live in texas. oh, you live in austin? that's cool, bro, cuz it ain't really texas."

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Austin, TX

a place in texas where illegal mexicans and redneck white people peacefully co-exist

i reckon i ought to go to that ther austin, texas wher them white peeple live with those me-hicans (mexicans)

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Austin H

Backstabbing ex-boyfriend who you dated for two years and got emotionally serious with and who decided he was gay and didn't love you anymore.

You just became gay and dumped your girlfriend? Your such an Austin H!!!

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Pulling an Austin

1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.

2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.

3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.

Example 1:

*Phone rings*

Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"

Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."

Example 2:

Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."

Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."

Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."

Example 3:

Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."

Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."

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Austin Cole

A filthy hipster who messed up his ankle and is forever crippled and spends his days alone making his own home videos in a shag tent full of dildos

Austin Cole is a punk ass bitch

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