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Brittany was arrested after being caught flicking her pussy bean while shopping at K-mart!
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1. When something is awesome instead of sayin "Cool" or "Awesome" say "KOOL BEANS"
JAKE: DUDE I WENT TO CEDAR POINT YESTERDAY!
TONY: KOOL BEANS
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housing projects in liberty city, an area near miami. anybody thats ever watched the First 48 in Miami....this is where most of their tapping takes place. its a super dangerous area infested with drug activity and murders. if you ever think about going to miami bc you love the downtown area based on tv....be careful not to make a wrong turn bc this is where you'll end up.
I was catching the first 48 and there was a case where 4 people got shot and killed in front of 3 little kids
oh my god, where
pork and beans
of course.
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boyfriend: damn, you were in the bathroom forever.
me: yeah, well i had to shampoo, condition, and flick the bean.
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A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.
Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?
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When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.
I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.
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After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
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