Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.
Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.
Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)
John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.
dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.
Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!
When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.
"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1
"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2
"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1
The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.
I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.
To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.
Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!
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