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Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019


Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.

Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.

by Gingerluvr April 5, 2018


Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 8, 2021


Dingleberry blast

dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.

Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!

by Mia mole November 22, 2022


Ghast Blast

When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.

"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1

"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2

"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1

by Jhon Gewer January 20, 2014


Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.

I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022


Blast Liquid

To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.

Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!

by IsemanAZ July 24, 2008

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