Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo
Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!
A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.
how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.
dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.
Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!
When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.
"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1
"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2
"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1
The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.
I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.
To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.
Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!