dog boner

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?

"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"

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Nitrous Boner

A boner that comes out of nowhere and stands at full mast, but then goes away after a very short period of time.

Dude, I just had a raging nitrous boner. Thank God its gone now.

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love-boner

noun-a boner you have for someone who invokes a deep passionate feeling within you, sexually or non-sexually.

I have a love-boner for Simon Pegg. Everything he does is love-boner worthy.

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boner headache

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.

Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!

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Musical boner

When music is so good it becomes arousing.

Dude, i had a musical boner all the way through the tame impala concert last night.

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pussy boner

State of extreme female sexual arousal or desire.

Ashley gets such a pussy boner whenever Jeff smiles at her.

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Boner flipping

Taking Ecstasy then/and either viagra, levitra, or any other medication for a limp dick in order to more quickly achieve a boner while rolling.

Dude, did you see Murph last night? He was boner flipping and got a boner while getting a light show at the rave.

I boner flip every time I roll now.

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