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The question was "How do you reconcile YOUR conceptualization of christ with the orthodox view of christ?" And then he (Still-Dr. but soon to be Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson goes on this long-winded slew of his own talking points... Concluding that HIS conceptualization of Christ is correct and that he can see how he's not correct... And then he avoids the question entirely because he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't believe the Jesus was the creator of the universe in human form.
Hym "And he avoids the question about christ because he's the single most dishonest, evasive weasel you will ever see in your life! That doesn't answer the question! Nothing you said answers the question that was asked. But they don't care. They just want someone with women 'credibility' to shovel souls into the furnace. And he's happy to do it! So, long as he gets to pretend to be a thing he is not (An authority in the mental health community which is WHY he's losing his license! Because he's using his credentials to try and set himself up as an authority in the mental health community and the board was like "Um... Hey, yeah, you're not an authority" and now he's all "Well, I just don't see why they're taking my license away!" And that's funny). But that's why he wants (so desperately) for me to give this up. I have to pretend to not be the thing that I am... So HE can continue to pretend to be a thing he is not..."
A drug seller who sells false dream
I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.
Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
Christ the King is a living hell.
Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.
Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
A spiritual sexual act, used to assert dominance on the Mormons. To complete the holy act, you will need a flash light, and a crucifix. Once you have convinced the dirty Mormon girl to bless you with her precious womb, you will position her into the “doggy” position. (You must ensure the room is completely dark) as you proceed to pound away, you sneak out the flash light and crucifix. With Cheetah like speed you turn on the flashlight and jam it into her anal cavity, to where the light is shining into your face, and proceed to raise the cross above your head, announcing that Jesus has been resurrected.
“As the light of holiness touched my face, and the cross was above my head, she coward in fear. For Jesus had been rebirth’Ed in her womb. The “Resurrection of Christ.”
A band that is on the way up. The band members consist of:
David - Lead Vocalist/Bad Keyboardist
Danny - Bad Drummer
Bruan - Bad Guitarist
We currently practice a variety of genres including:
ELECTRONIC FOLK NOISE DEATH BLACK HAIR METAL
We hope to record an album later this year using all of these styles for an amazing experimental album!
Guy 1: Hey man, you heard that latest band Criminal Way Christ?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, they are bitchin'