Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
Its either a Laggy computer or one of the Most annoying internet trolls to exist.
Grumpy computers is a word That can be used on a number of sentences Like My computer is pretty grumpy today or My grumpy computer cant even run minecraft.
a pile of two or more computers
dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!
when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath
user: posts cat video
me: clicks
video: your computer is about to crash
my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
a church or temple.
(parody of the term house of ill repute)
ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.
aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.
Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: computer sanding.
A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"