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When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another
My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence
A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
Masturbating With a half-erect member
Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.
Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!