Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!
a curtain or blanket used to give privacy while in close quarters with other people. In most cases Military barracks, navy boats or any other situation where you dont get much alone time.
Billy has been behind his spagurkin curtain for hours
When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.
I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.
When tweakers are looking out the window
Darcy was so tweaked out of her mind she couldn't stop curtain twitching
When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin
The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain
The rock above and below a volcanic sills
The curtain rocks were made of quartz, while the sill was made of obsidian
Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips
I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains