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The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.
The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage
I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...
I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks
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The best week after a break up
Tomi just broke up with me.. Gonna need this weekday drinking
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a social phenomena whereby the subject seeks to bolster their immune system to the undesirable after-effects of alcohol cf hangover.
but a dream, a rosy at that the author of the dream becomes immune to the after effects of the known universe for the foreseeable future in the doctrine of double effect.
hey you drunk! got vex likesay just what moment to let go that thought balloon before you're too high too avoid likesay heinous fall? no fear! get some purples in.
i figure if i keep plugging away at this vodka and by this vodka i don't mean this vodka in particular but vodka as a dampner over a static lifetime, only good things can happen and by this i mean i shall drink to immunity
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or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'
This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.
noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"
I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!
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Middle-aged drag queen name. Anita is usually found buying boxed wine from the grocery store or sleeping with her teenage daughters' boyfriends.
"Oh gurl Anita Drink!"
"Yeah I know she's right there at the wine aisle."
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when you to one to drink pepsi or when you drink pepsi
Hey pass me that pepsi i wanna drink pepsi
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The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
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