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When someone is coming to you on bullshit
Aye my boss on that Eddie shit today
He is the most caring person you will ever meet. He only fights if someone hurts his friends or family. If you have a Eddie in your life, never let him go. He is the best boyfriend and sometimes really good in bed.
"I wish I had a Eddie in my life."
Eddie a bitch ass nigga imm beat his ass whenever I see him imma take his bitch too he a pussy ass nigga
Eddie is a gay ass faggot
Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.
Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
One who is not locked up, nor will ever have the capability to be locked up
Look at that Eddie over there. That guy will never lock it up
Eddie is a very funny guy, who really tries to be your best friend. He cares about you and will do he can for you. He often struggles mentally with himself, doubting his self worth and worries that he annoys you. He can be quick to anger, but he is usually a level headed person who likes music, video games and is a total sucker for love. You need to treat him well, because he will stop being friends if you don't. Because he is one in a million. He generally knows random things, like freaking Greek myths, and spends his time reading harry potter and playing Overwatch and Skyrim. He worries that he is an ugly botch, so let him know that he is not! He will fight for you and what he believes in. If he loves you, he will treat you like a queen cuz he straight as a ruler and if you tell him that he is gay, he will get real mad. He will give you trust so treat it well. He also has a strong love for his mother and father. Eddie feels he has no worth at times so let him know that he does! Never loose him cuz you won't be the same without him. NEVER.
Eddie: *Sigh*, I don't feel like I have worth. Should i just k*ll myself?
Friend: "Oh my goodness, Eddie NO! You are such a good friend and we don't want to loose you."
Eddie: "'We?'"
Friend, "Yes we. You have lots of friends, but you just need to look!"
Eddie, "But what about my crush? I feel like annoy her too much."
Friend, "Eddie, ANY girl would be lucky to have you."
Eddie, "Really?"
Friend, "Really."
Eddie, "Thanks. You really helped me out of a dark corner of my life."
Friend, "No problem! I know that you would do the same for me!:"
A person who made his best friend cry for 2 hours and still hasn’t apologised
Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen
You in months
Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)