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Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA
"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.
When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.
Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?
Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.
to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping.
"Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or just half-shapp?"
When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.
Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half
Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective
Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated
"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2