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This the place where you will find people on their knees in the bathroom AND students drinking vodka at seven am. The high in high school is put to emphasis here; as many of our students are potheads. Additionally, we have a bunch of athletes (mostly blonde) who would love to take you out. Hockey boys all wear the same hat, and the football boys will ask you to a dance and have sex with another girl in the locker room. Luckily, the girls all look dress and act the same, so (unless you like the ones with ears) it shouldn't be hard to find one. Clarkston High School consists of many rigorous courses, but don't worry, you can always go and chat with your airhead councilor. If you're looking for some action, walk down to the band hall. Here you'll find students on the floor making out with masks on and dry humping each other (both examples are depressed). Theres also the balcony above the PAC to find these people. This is where you'll find couples taking naps together in the floor and a diversity of stains and graphiti all over everything. However, dont fret. Clarkston is not the worst place to be. When you graduate, there's a class so large you have to head to DTE in the sun to walk across a stage. It's all worth it to get a touch of the blow up genitals that students bring every single year. As Clarkston students graduate, I think it's safe to say they're all proud of saying where they came from. Even if where they came from was another Clarkston High School student in 1983.
“The students at Clarkston High School smell like pee”
“I got pregnant at Clarkston High School!”
lots of stoners
like a lot of them
Person 1: "you go to emmaus high school?"
Person 2: "yeah"
Person 1: "I always wondered why you smelled like meth"
its a school, i think...
it may also be the 9th circle of hell, one where the "teachers" are actually immortal ancient beings comprised of pure darkness born from mans hubris sent to inflict as much pain and fail as many outcome tasks as inhumanly possible.
oh look its 'Camberwell high school' that's where my soul was sacrificed in return for eternal life and an s on my physics outcome.
School run by the mob that is the admin. Very suspicious stuff going on with the principal, superintendent and teachers. Just google it.
Concord high school... we made it to the Boston globe...to showcase our sexual predator teacher
School in the greater Jacksonville, FL area containing a large amount of babyhoes and takeoffs. RHS is known for dumbasses smoking in the bathroom and an abundance of portables that smell of piss and shit. The school has the dumbest rules in the county, yet no one cares to follow them. Was a bomb ass school until the 10-11 year when little prep takeoffs loaded the school. The school is considered to be one of the better schools in the area, but it is only because the I.B. kids are there. The word takeoff originated here. Deffinetly, the party school of Clay County and most drama filled.
Thing 1: Did you see Jeremy smoking in the bathroom?
Thing 2: Of course, thats nothing different from last period.
Thing 1: *shakes head* Only at Ridgeview High School!
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A crap, overrated movie that contains annoying songs, yet they get stuck to your head and a cheesy plot where there's a happy ending and the 2 main characters end up together.
Disney's lame representation of high school where there are no problems in life and you end up with the person you fall in love with, and people are told to "stick to their status quo" instead of trying something new.
Kid: *watching Disney channel and dancing along to High School Musical*
HSM freak: *singing in hallway* We're all in this together once we know--
Dude: STFU.
HSM freak2: I have a HSM binder, stickers, pencil case, dolls, and --
Dude: I'll burn them all!
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The congested and generic urban public school located in Brooklyn, NY where students are able to walk down the elite houses of Bedford avenue and onto the industrial, risky yet entertaining slums of The Junction. It is where the student must sign in a marble notebook set up by an unkind Haitian woman in order to piss in the flooded soap less paper towel-less bathroom. Where the hall passes are the size of your torso and bold and yellow. Where you find your usual bitches and beasts. Where the much prided new science annex has malfunctioning heat and the shiny bathrooms are exclusive only to the The Phantom of The Wood. Where you either become bulldozed or the bulldozer while inching your way through the overly populated and intimate currents of students during hallway passing. Therefore, swipe that ID card…and welcome to Midwood.
thuggish black man-student to pure defenseless bookbag laden freshman boy in Midwood High School auditorium: "Where ma money? Where ma money? Welcome to Midwood.. Where ma money?"
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