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the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants
she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body
damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn
The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner
"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"
The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.
I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.
A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.
Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.
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The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.
If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.
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The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.
Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"