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A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.
Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.
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a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body
damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn
The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!
Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!
Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.
Soon to be freshman: What was that?
Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!
Group of students: Aw ya!
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The container used to cum in when donating sperm
I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash
The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.
Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"
Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.