hidden talent, keep it hidden

when someone believes that they’re secretly good at something, but in reality they’re terrible

person 1: posts a video of them singing a song horribly
the comments: HIDDEN TALENT, KEEP IT HIDDEN

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keep her off the pole

Offering a woman other options -- any options -- to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the sex industry (prostitution, relying on a Sugar Daddy, working in porno, posing as a nude model)

I gave the girl a job cleaning my house...anything to keep her off the pole!
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube

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Keep ya dick up

A phrase that means not to get discouraged, but rally to keep on truckin', Friday's coming soon!

After the kicker missed the game winning field goal the coach said "keep ya dick up"

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Keep you Posted

Ya girl comes over and you get funky and tie her to the four post bed

Ill keep you posted 👉👌

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keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:

‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’

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Keep your legs shut

Telling someone to not have sex. Often said as an insult to slutty/trashy girls.

Girl: RUN FATTY RUN!
Boy: Keep your legs shut!

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Keep your eye on the sparrow.

BE TOTALLY FOCUSED ON THE TARGET OR GOAL

"Study hard for your exam, keep your eye on the sparrow.

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