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When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.
"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."
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When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.
"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."
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This term means when someone looks at another person(or thing) and can imagine it dying. said person usually has good reason for these looks. often includes an unhappy facial expression, glares, and swearing under their breathe.
"Look at that girl!! the stapler keeps screwing up on her. If looks could kill, that stapler would be in a million pieces!"
"Geesh. if only looks could kill"
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One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.
1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
Really. Stop looking at me
1 Stop looking at me
2 Why
1 JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you say to your crush when she is in the rain wearing something warm and she smiles at you.
*she smiles at you
You say "you look warm"* nervously
Caught having ifyk but someone walks in..
this a joke btw
Stranger walks in” It’s not what it looks like! Stranger leaves frighten