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Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am
To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.
This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.
Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet
Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long
To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.
Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!
This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."