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A huge dog that people let get overweight. If it can stand up then nobody will ever break into your house.
Qwerty: "My dad has a friend with a fatty mc fat fat fatty fat dog fat."
Asdf: "Holy shit, can it walk?"
Qwerty: "No, so he has to get carried up the stairs to the house. He's really nice though."
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derived from elnglish, translated means: hello chum, how are things progressing in your homestead my dear and close companion?
yo blood, whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc?
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"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"
Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"
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Interviewer-"whose the best rapper of all time
Person-"Mc waifu"
A scared kid who pees on the carpet because he or she is scared that their cousin will break in the house and try to hurt them
Yhea I used to be a Dullon mc mullin
It's when a guy is doing a girl in the butt when he's ready to cum he pulls out with shit on it puts it in her mouth and cums while he swirls it around
I was doing this girl from behind pulled my dick out to cum in her mouth and it had poop on it so I shoved it in her mouth swirling it around giving her a Mc Flurry
A Mc Flurry is when a man ejaculates on a women's butthole while she has diarrhea and he drinks it with a straw.
"Last night I and my girl tried to do a Mc Flurry, and I threw up."