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A robot cuss word, mentioned once in the webcomic 'Questionable Content' by Jeph Jacques.
1 "Uno!"
2 "Again?"
3 "Asdf!"
1 "Asdf?"
2 "It's a robot cuss word; he has a filthy mouth"
3 "Human cusswords focus on mating, excretion and male genetalia. Robot cusswords focus on mashing on homerow. Asdf is a four-letter word"
1 "Hee hee! so what is 'qwerty' slang for then?
2 & 3 #oh noes#
1 "What? What did I say?"
Asdf really has no meaning, but some people tend to be confused when someone talks about it or says it.
1. Asdf are the four keys you put the four fingers on your left hand on a computer keyboard.
2. Asdf is also the name of a series of cartoon comics on YouTube by a guy named TomSka.
Asdf is a really funny cartoon!
1. asdf is the keys on your keyboard.
2. There's a thing as asdf movie you know. (GO CHECK IT OUT!)
3. You might have done it cause you were bored.
Ass that's So Damn Fine. Asdf doesn't describe any ass, but a glorious, magnificent ass which when seen causes the speech centers of the brain to fail, and the only response uttered is "Asdf."
Guy 1: Check out the chick over there!
Guy 2: Asdf
Asdf just is. Do not question the almighty power of asdf
One such example, "asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0's and take the -'s and convert them to 1's, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech -- which converted phonetically sounds like "A lef volv da leads a mech". We can then read these sounds into words, and we get "A left Volvo does leads a mech." Going further, we get "A left Volvo does lead the mechanics", or "A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry". We can then read into it, that a "left Volvo", obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you -- for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the winnings for themselves!
The phalangical equivalent to rolling your eyes, expressing to the online community your boredom or impatience. Asdf is the textual keyboard counterpart to tapping your fingers, individually, on a desktop from pinky finger to index finger.
You: "and omg, do you know what she said?...."
Me: asdfasdfasdfasdf...