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A bunch of dragons with skills like god. They stay together as a team and fight the evil.
Oh Diu! (see diu) The Magical Dragons are here, we're fucked! They're gonna wipe us out!
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A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.
Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.
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The act of grabbing (and optionally tweaking) someones breasts or bitch tits, especially if it annoys that person.
My bitch loves his booby magic, it sends his legs akimbo.
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Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.
Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.
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The finger a girl uses to masturbate with. plural form would be magic fingers.
Mary: yeah i was masturbating last night because i was just so wet
Dave: oh, so which finger is your magic finger?
Mary: Left hand, middle finger.
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i got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
magic stick is the best song by lil kim
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describes little rocks that work better than other little rocks
I want to grow a giant beanstalk, got any magic beans?
Not the kind that bear magical fruit, I toot enough already.
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