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A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
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A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
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(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.
I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!
i had a classmate that actually legitimately expected super mario 65 to come out. he ate glue.
A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.
Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."
Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.
Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero
Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?
Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.
Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond
Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.
Also Known as Wario.
He is the evil version of Mario and is brothers with the almighty Waluigi.
Person 1 "Hey you know Wario?"
Person 2 "You mean Orange Mario?"
Person 1 "What the hell is wrong with you, it's Wario."
Person 2 "No, his name is Orange Mario"