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Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
During the Mini War-Years it was important for the new probie to catch a “Good Job”. (Intense Fire) A “Mini Backdraft” is when a new Firefighter is pumped after his first “Job” and does not experience a “Backdraft”
He was so excited after his first job that he told the Senior Man “It was like a Mini Backdraft!”
yo you see mini dog shtick??? he tore mrs hitchcocks ass up last night
someone you’d die for. she’s the sweetest.
u just can’t hate her,she’s all that.
boy1: oh that girl is perfect!
boy2: i bet her name is mini.
Is to build a billet big boy RB32 motor with a sequentail box for doing 50kmh to go to your favourite dairy on a Sunday.
MINI, More Intense Naughty Intimacy, a game of pleasure with your lover, color coded for your fun and sexual enjoyment.
More Intense Naughty Intimacy, an acronym for Mini, to be used while playing MINI sex game.