Ninja Dust

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.

(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!

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ninja nut

Nutting in a public place, undetected

Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.

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Rim ninja

Homosexual. Someone who wants to judo chop another blokes ass vadge

YOU are probably a rim ninja.

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Rebellious Ninja

A person that is capable of doing all things in an unthinkable way

E.g. Meaghan is a rebellious ninja

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ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.

Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.

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ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.

It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.

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Bitch Ninja

The act of doing something bitchy unexpectedly

Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!

Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today

Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*

Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?

*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!

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