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The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.
I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.
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(noun) a type of poetry that has to be conjured up within a small amount of time. collaborating with other poets and fluctuating back and forth between lines is recommended when generating a speed poem.
founded by areeb; advocated by electrofareeesis and cheezmoo19.
Pizza. (30 second speed poetry)
person 1) scourge of fine cuisine
person 2)when you enter my pait
person 1) my midriff explodes
person 2) eloquent turpiloquence
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The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.
Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!
Getting a hand job while driving
Bro, I got a high speed handy from Carly last night when I was driving her home
Douching yourself with axe and or old spice aerosol spray
Didn't have time to shower, Mexican speed bath time
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ben kisses speed softly and takes speeds hair and pees on it and on his leg
The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.
Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?
Riker: I had a warp speed shit.
Picard: Oh what factor?
Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.
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