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The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
The only sea creature anyone likes
You:hey bro do you like dolphins?
Them: yeaaaaaaa maaaahhhhnnn
A hairless or semi-hairless man that is in good shape.
Roger is a bear, Jason is an otter, and Billy is a dolphin.
When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck
teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile
student2: damn she is a dolphin
It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.
“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”