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Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 19, 2021


I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023


Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others

Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*

by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021


born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024


Madeline McCanns parents

This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them

“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”

by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019


co-parent-in-law

Child-in-law's parent.

co-parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong

my mom is a notebook checking parents

by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024