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Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane
He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.
Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.
“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg
Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.
Mr. Simon is a great teacher
Everyone likes Mr. Simon
Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness
Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms
something you don't care about, it is just shit.
Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?
A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel