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The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
theres a god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart
yeah its got allota do-
When someone with diarrhea builds up a lot of pressure and shits towards an opponent
Damn Micheal blasted a Shitty Shotgun at me again!
Its like a really ugly picture or bad quality
Its a shitty ass picture
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