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When you piss on a thot hookers fake tits and spit a loogie into your stream so it waterslides down her cleavage.
"Dude, I gave this thot the best Cincinnati Water Slide of her life with my accuracy, when the loogie hit I came like a fire extinguisher"
While having sexual intercourse grab your partners hips and slide her top half of the bed at a angle then pull out ejaculating down her stomic (if your girl is the right size the stream of semen will flow down her stomic and end up between her tits looking like a water slide)
I wouldnt kiss her stomic after i gave her that aztec water slide
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When you lube up a slip in slide with your friend from Alabama and slide from one end of the slide and penetrate your naked partner on the other end.
My ass was so sore after jacob Alabama Scraggy slided me last night.
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A two-footed, studs-up slide tackle on your own teammate that results in an injury to the lower leg.
Lad broke his leg because of a Madalena Slide Tackle.
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Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.
Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!
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When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.
Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.
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when a girl is on top and right before a guy cums,he pushes her off and cums on his stomach.proceeding to rub her face up and down his stomach and chest.
i dont know what came over me man,but last night i gave jeremys mom a ride on the detroit slip and slide.
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