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The Vbx syndrome is the condition where a person is un-phased by all their surroundings and are in a state of numbness where they listen to ONE song on repeat/loop for hours on end without any concern for time, boredom and enjoy doing it.
hey bro you've been listening to Rockstar by DaBaby for hours? you got the Vbx Syndrome?
The phenomenon where people looks better, hotter or younger naturally or unnaturally through aging.
"Dude your mum's got serious Button's Syndrome."
"Ewww... Don't even think about it."
Stealing peoples chromosomes and dealing them like drugs...
Dealer- Wanna buy some cwomeasomes
Man- nah but damn you’re savage because you’re committing a dirty syndrome
Dealer- BOWH BOWH BOWH
Man- SHHHH WE’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT
You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.
Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(
A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
A syndrome when you get scared about monkeys turning yellow then eradicating their whole species
Person 1:Hey man look my monke just fell into the yellow paint
Person 2:holy shit *shoots him*
Person 1:Yes officer i think this guy got the frieza syndrome
The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)
We have QWERTY Syndrome.