pork and beans

housing projects in liberty city, an area near miami. anybody thats ever watched the First 48 in Miami....this is where most of their tapping takes place. its a super dangerous area infested with drug activity and murders. if you ever think about going to miami bc you love the downtown area based on tv....be careful not to make a wrong turn bc this is where you'll end up.

I was catching the first 48 and there was a case where 4 people got shot and killed in front of 3 little kids

oh my god, where

pork and beans

of course.

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flick the bean

What I do in the shower.

boyfriend: damn, you were in the bathroom forever.

me: yeah, well i had to shampoo, condition, and flick the bean.

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coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)

Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.

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bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.

I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.

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bean cutter

A male version of the camel toe.
A man that wears his pants too tight allowing the outline of his genitalia--most importantly the berries. a perfect bean cut is one that cuts so perfectly that each bean is on either side of the trouser seam.

Yo-- check out the bean cutters on that fat dude.

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Bean Child

A Mexican baby

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!

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Bean Teeth

A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.

Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?

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