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The place where New Yorkers come when they want to go to the beach.
New Yorker 1: Lets go to the beach!
New Yorker 2: Which one?
New yorker 1:The one in New Jersey!
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a sexual act involving putting lipstick around the anus and then performing analingus
"I knew he loved me when he gave me a Jersey Girl."
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A small state filled with people who has never left, but constantly talk about how it's the best state in the world. Filled heavily with guidos who come into Manhattan on the weekends and ruin the nightlife (not to be mistaken with Staten Island fucks who are hard to identify from the Jersey crowd to the untrained eye)
Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.
Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.
For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: Yo, mother fuckin New Jersey is the best fuckin State in the whole fuckin world. Yous got 24 hour diners all overs, you got shopping malls where you can stalk 17 yr old high school girls, you got 7-11's.
Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.
Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life
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What people outside of New Jersey think:
*We only eat pizza
* We are obnoxious and always get into fist fights
*We all live down the shore and if we don't we are living in the basement of a factory in the center of Jersey.
*The only thing we do is fist pump
*The girls are short and fat but the guys are tall and ripped
*We always say "Joisy"
* We are all rich
* It's like a cheep Italy
What we reely do:
*Just because we make the best pizza in the country doesnt meen that it's the only thing we eat ( New York's pizza has nothing on ours)
* We only get into fights if we need to. We are the ones who give money to bums in New York.
* Many of our houses are reely nice and most of us just go to the shore in the summer.
* NOT EVERYONE FIST PUMPS
* The girls are gorgeous and the men are hot
* WHERE DID PEOPLE COME UP THIS THIS AWFUL ACCENT. *The only thing that I saw which I would consider an accent would be cawfee. What else would we say? coughey?
* We have not so great parts of New Jersey and rich parts.
*We are one of the nicest states in the country
If you hate us so much than why do you watch the jersey shore every week? New Jersey is the best
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A state most people in America would like to see set on fire & have a bonfire around
Dude, did you see Jersey Shore? It shows what New Jersey is like
-Yea, we gotta set that state on fire now
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The best place in America. There is a lot to say about New Jersey, some good, some bad. We are the most stereotyped state, stereotypes that are so untrue it's pathetic.
We say fuck a lot, but who gives a shit. We are proud.
We don't fuckin smell. We smell like trees not much else.
Sure Newark and Camden are messed up, but the rest of the state is all rich suburbia.
Sure there are douches and skanky girls, but that's only in seaside heights, which is a small 1 percent majority. And talk to those people, you At least get respect.
There's always a diner and a mall within Ten minites. It's the perfect life. I certainly cannot complain.
People say we are fast. The rest of America is just fucking slow. We like it that way.
before you go insulting our state, remember we repeatedly rank as one of the safest, smartest, and richest states in the US.
So keep your head up high Jersey. We are, and always will be, the best
New Jersey- the best fucking place in America
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A person from NJ who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the US yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. Anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive Route 9 and not care.
After Robby graduated college in Iowa, he got a job in NJ. Upon moving there, his Iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that "they didn't service that market." When he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in Iowa for less coverage. His coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. They already knew the cost of being a Jersey Driver...
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