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Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021


Billy’s Pet Rock

David

Billy’s pet rocks name is David.

by AverageBreadEnjoyer April 12, 2023


pet neem

a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are sexist and very rude.

hey look at my pet neem poo

by Jelly lun February 4, 2016


toekan pet

Een grote pet in de vorm van een toekan

Omin ho's, dikke toekan pet.

by Watupwow September 10, 2017


Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024


Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke

He’s My Pet Rat Now, Back The Fuck Up

by clown.jj November 8, 2020


pet bae-ting

Putting your pet front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.
Borrowing someone else's pet to put front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.

"Awww, he's not my type, but that puppy is so cute! I'm going to go on a date with him just to meet his puppy"
"Don't do it! He's pet bae-ting, and that puppy might not even be his! If you're going to go on a date with him, at least go on a zero date before you go on a first date".

by mephix October 5, 2022