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HI MY NAME IS VIRAL DRAGON AND I AM LEET WOO AND I KNOW LOTS OF SHITAZ
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The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..
After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.
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A woman's vagina that breathes fire when opened
When the dragonborn spread Lydia's legs, he saw her dragon vagina and spoke to it in thu'um
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A sexual act were a woman is giving a man oral sex and right when the man is about to ejaculate, the man punches the woman in the nose, and ejaculates in her mouth. The woman will then pull her head back and the mixture of blood and semen will create what seems like a gargling dragon.
Laynes gave Emilia a gargling dragon that made her choke a lot.
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The unsuspecting wingman used to draw the attention of the hot chick's extrememly overweight/ugly girlfriend
Dude, you went out with john last night?
That girl he wants has a pet dragon.
You were Dragon Bait.
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A dragon kept underground to guard the most high-security vaults at Gringotts Wizarding Bank.
Oh shit, if we want to get into the Lestrange vault we have to get by that dungeon dragon! Get out the clankers!
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