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getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.
what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.
Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"
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The art of tucking ones junk in the upward position exposing a portion above the belt line.
Did you see how hot the substitute teacher was? Yeah dude I had a shark fin all class.
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A shark made completely out of cookies.
Damn Andy, that cookie shark damn near bit my leg off, but I managed to punch it in the nose.
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simple really, it's someone who keeps an eye out for his friends/mates/buddies etc on a night out down town
12 lads go out down town, while one lad will be choosen to stay sober, his job, is to keep an eye on things and notice anything that could go wrong, to either tell the group to leave and go to the next bar or stop it before it happens.
Don't worry, everyone has there turn, plus side, who ever is on shark watch gets his cokes free all night :-)
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A person who lends money at high interest rates, or interest calcualted on a daily or weekly basis, with the threat of physical violence being used on failure to repay the loan.
A:"Is it fair to get a loan at 25% interest?"
B:"Fair to the loan shark you're borrowing from, maybe. . . "
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A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.
The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.
Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!
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