Polak-says-what-index

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.

Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"

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je ne sais qua

The incorrect spelling of "je ne sais quoi", which in French literally translates to "I know not what". It is often used to describe something of an unknown yet appealing quality.

"This definition is pretty useless seeing as how it is misspelled, but it has a certain je ne sais qua (quoi) about it."

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who day & u say

1. n. Bastardization of Uday and Qusay, sons of Saddam Hussein. Who day & u say is used to describe two dumbass males who are looking for trouble (often through violence) and will soon find it. Also, Columbine Kids, or Dylan and Eric.

"Look at who day & u say over there, trying to fuck up the Governator's Hummer."

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You know what they say

A phrase used to relate a certain situation to a "known saying", the saying is mentioned by unknown people referred to as "They".

You know what they say, Karma's a Bitch.

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Hey you dont say that!

the funniest qoute from the movie "Step Brothers"
you probably looked this up because you lolz so hard at the qoute that you decide to go on urban dictionary to lolz some more. or because you listen to Slayer and leik mudkipz

Will Ferrell:who's the retard?
John C.Reilly: You
Will Ferrell: Hey you dont say that!

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that's what she didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.

Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"

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Ginger Says The N-Word

"Ginger Says The N-Word" is the nickname of a red head student at Watertown High School, MA. After harassing other students and using the N-word, those students have started to refer him as Ginger Says The N-Word. Now the entirety of the High School knows him as the racist, pasty white kid that says the n-word.

"Oh my God look, it's Ginger Says The N-Word!"
"How are you Ginger Says The N-Word?"

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