when stating something is like a vagina, that is not actually a vagina.
"This salad tastes like pussy" this is a vaginism
Vaginal Verbal Discharge or VVD is the innate need for certain females of the human species to have the absolute last word regardless of how insignificant the underlying conversation is.
MaryAnne suffers from an incurable case of Vaginal Verbal Discharge.
Not to be confused with Wine Vagine, Vagine Wine is actually quite the opposite. Vagine Wine is the liquid gold that cums out of your girl that is as precious as a 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon. If you get to the point where the Vagine Wine is flowing, keep doing it.
"You guys use lube? All I gotta do is look at my girl and her Vagine Wine has her all lubed up."
Mis-spelling of "Vagina"
Person A: penis porne, vagines.
Person B: ...What?
a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis
is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french
Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.
-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.
A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.
"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."