virgin sip

The first sip of a drink, (generally soft drink) therefore the best.

A: (opening a can of coke) I love that 'cht' sound.
B: Could I have a sip?
A: Hold on, I have to have the virgin sip, that's the best part.

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single virgin

A character trait that, once revealed, makes horny women hungry for you.

Me: "I'm a single virgin. Always have been."
Random Whore: "Ooh.."
Random whore moves in close.
You know what happens next...

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knock on a virgin

When there is no wood around, you knock on a virgins head for good luck.

Are we gonna win?
Yeah totally
Okay knock on a virgins head or else you'll jinx it

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Mc Virgins

They are an internet rap group featuring 5 members, a notable one is MC Prophet. They make music centered around internet memes, and anime. Notable songs of theirs are Anime Thighs ft. Wonder, and Trap Anthem ft. Yun Head.
(p.s. Anime Thighs samples Tiny Little Adiantum, Trap Anthem samples Hikaru Nara)

MC Virgins always come out with fire songs.

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[alpha virgin]

the leader of his tribe of virgins. the alpha virgin typically has his own place where other virgins can comfortably hangout. he constantly reminds his betas that he "could" get laid, he just chooses not to. this is the only time sex is talked about in the alpha virgins' environment.

beta virgin: whats goin on tnite?
alpha virgin: some guys are gonna come to my place later and play x-box and watch stepbrothers.
beta virgin: aight i might go.
alpha virgin: everyone is coming.
beta virgin: okay im coming too.

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Mental Virginity

The state of mind prior to having been mind fucked.

Ted: I lost my mental virginity after watching Shutter Island.

Nick: I lost my mental virginity after watching Human Centipede.

Tom: You guys are mind whores.

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Virgin Mobile

The crappiest Cell phone provider ever. With its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always DROPPED. Nothing ever goes right, no service EVER. Its horrible. Maybe I should go to Europe to make a damn phone call where I have service!

Person 1: So are we chilling tonight? I just got a new Virgin Mobile Celly!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!

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