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I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023


I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

by Handle100 August 8, 2023


When the when is when

This is used when the when is when.

Bro, imma go outside when the when is when.
When ?

Yes.

by When the when is when July 15, 2022


What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024


open.mp when

sa-mp v2 that actually doesn't exists

chad: open.mp when?
Dobby: soon
chad: soon when?
Dobby: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨

by open.mp January 19, 2022


When I Grow Up

A song made by Musical Artist NF from the album"The Search"

"When I Grow Up" - NF

by XanManGamer January 5, 2024


When I Grow Up

A phrase commonly said by underage males after they have intercourse for he first time and are told that their penis was of small size

Person 1:When I Grow Up
Person 2:Dude Shut Up You Just Have A Small Dick

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 31, 2021