"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"
When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.
He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!
Riding in the car smoking a joint
Me: “wyd”
Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”
1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.
2-A gang fight
3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier
1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.
2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....
3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier
Driving your car around the city with your spare.
Megan's car caught a flat and now she is riding the nut.
when you slam a car/ lower a car on bad suspension and on every bump it jumps and scrapes with no type of cushion to the point your back hurts
common in central florida with the boricua population (Kissimmee, Poinciana, Orlando)
his Civic is riding on brick