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National choke someone to death day
It’s the 21st of may, time for people to die.may 21st
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National gopher revolution day
Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution
Jayson tuttle- told ya so
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A lazy, irresponsible, delusional and frequently unemployed person with a pathological tendency to tell lies.
Even after the birth of his child, he was so Machine May that he preferred to stay home and spend all day on the internet rather than work.
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may 2 or National cuddle with ur bf/gf day is we’re you have to cuddle w your bf/gf for the rest of the day
principal: what are you two doing cuddling
bf: it’s may 2 national cuddle day you probably can’t do that cause you get no bitches
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Very sexy and gorgeous and loves boys named Brogan . Very nice to hang with but will have fake friends but she had learnt to deal with the mental stress they cause . Is known to have asthma , panic attacks and anxiety. Overall a lovely stunning goal with a whopping personality 11/10 my dudes 11/10 .
Yo Lilly-May in da house
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May 27 Dress as a soft girl for the whole day.
Hey it’s May 27! I could finally dress as a soft girl and not be judge.
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Gemini season is on.
People born this day are known to fuck shit up and be the quirkiest mf out there. Intelligent af, true geniuses.
go own the world bbys
Random guy: What is it about him?
Girl: He’s in 22 may, another gemini. Gotta love it
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